The political number-crunching website FiveThirtyEight.com is now saying that Obama has regained the lead in the election in an analysis accumulating state-by-state polls and running probability models. I still don't understand why the media dwells on nationwide polling numbers which usually indicate a real horse-race with McCain and Obama trading a narrow lead over the other but always with a generous margin of error. Ultimately, all that matters is who gets the most "points" in the electoral college-it's sooooooo cool!!!! A format just MADE for our sports-obsessed country. They should have brackets and office pools; maybe people would be more interested. I swear that the average Joe is still debating whether Obama is a Muslim: "You know what? I just don't trust him. He's says he's christian but with a name like Barack Obama? Come on! He'll say anything to get elected."
What if he actually is a Muslim? What do you think is going to happen? He's going to hand the keys to the country over to Osama Bin Laden? (oh yeah, by the way? OBL is still alive - it's 9/11 + 7 years and the f**ker is still kicking - weren't we going to get his ass?)
"Here you go Osama - the keys to the country. Paint's a little faded but she runs like a dream."
"Why thanks Obama. First thing I'm gonna do is make everyone Muslim. OK? All you Christians and Jews...y'all are Muslims now - HAH-HAH!!"
Damn you Osama bin Laden. You tricked us with your stooge Barack Hussein Obama - we're all Muslims now!! We have to buy all new clothes. Wait, I still have to go to work? Shit. I'm Muslim and I still have to go to work? Boy I wish John McCain was president. And Sarah Palin doesn't look half as good in a burqa.
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